Coupon code is one of the types of internet shopping promotions which allow you to get some great deals online. You can get the coupon code from various sites like coupondunia.in, retailmenot.com, couponzguru etc. You need to visit the sites and put in the name of shopping/vendor site for which you are looking for coupon and it will give you multiple options available for them. Some of the coupons are for a particular credit card/bank and some are usually applicable only if you shop for more than a certain amount or purchase certain items like Books. Normally you will get an option to enter the coupon code in your shopping cart. You might get an error after you apply the coupon code as most of the coupon code carries an expiry tag attached to them. This is usually done by merchants to monitor how many times the promotion is being used and they usually discontinue after they attain a certain target. If the coupon code is not working then its wise to look for another code out of many options available.
Coupon site are one of the best place to get some amazing deals and one of my favourite is www.coupondunia.in I have used it to get great deals for indiaplaza, yebhi and letsbuy among many.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Short Neurological Test
1 - Find the C below, Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 - If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 - If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Tomato Story : not sure if this is true
A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
Moral of the story
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire..........
'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
Moral of the story
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire..........
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Fraud in the name of TCS
I received below mail in the name of TCS. My first reaction after seeing TCS mail coming from an hotmail id was what happened to their web service. After reading the mail i realize that this is nothing but another fraud in the name of a reputed company..
See the mail content below..........
Tata Consultancy Services(TCS)
A, Sec 63, Distt Gautam Noida
- 201 301, Budh Nagar, Inderpuri,
Email:tataconsultancyservice_2011@hotmail.com
REF: "TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICE" DIRECT RECRUITMENTS OFFER.
Your Resume has been selected from CLICK JOBS for our new plant. The
Company selected 62 candidates list for Senior Engineer, IT, Administration,
Production, marketing ,Retail and general service Departments. It is our pleasure to inform
you that your Resume was selected as one of the 62 candidates shortlisted for the
interview.
Tata Consultancy Services(TCS) is involved for Senior Engineer, IT, Administration,
Production, marketing ,Retail and general service Departments in India; The
Company is recruiting the candidates for our new plants in Delhi, Bangalore, Pune.Hyderabad
Kolkata ,Chennai and Mumbai. Your interview will be held at The Company Corporate office in
New Delhi on 27th Of May at 11.30am, we are pleased to inform you that the
62 candidate’s selected 56 candidates will be giving appointment, meaning your
Application can be in progress to the final stage. You will have to come to the
Company corporate office in New Delhi. Your offer letter with Air Ticket will be
sent to you by courier before date of interview. The Company can offer you a salary
with benefits for this post 65, 000/- to 200, 000/- P.M. + (HRA + D.A + Conveyance
and other Company benefits. The Designation and Job Location will be fixing by
Company HRD. At time of final process. You have to come with photo-copies of all
required documents.
REQUIRED DOCUMENTS BY THE COMPANY HRD
======================================
1) Photo-copies of Qualification Documents.
2) Photo-copies of Experience Certificates (If any)
3) Photo-copies of Address Proof
4) Two Passport
======================================
1. Full Names:
2. Contact Address:
3. Mobile Number:
4. Sex:
5. Age:
======================================
You are to deposit a cash of 14, 200/-(Fourteen thousand two hundred rupees) as an
initial amount in favour of our Company accountant name in charges to collect your payment.
Payment for the Rs. 14,200/- (Fourteen thousand two hundred rupees) through any [STATEBANK OF INDIA]
OR [ICICI BANK] Branch from your Home City to our Company accountant name in charge. Account NO,
which will be sending to you upon your response. This is a refundable interview security deposit.
Your offer letter With Air tickets will be send to your Home Address by courier after receiving
The confirmation of interview security deposit. This Company will pay all the
expenditure to you at the time of face-to-face meeting with you in our corporate office. The Job
profile, salary offer, and date -time of interview will be mention in your offer letter.
Your offer letter will dispatch very shortly after receiving your confirmation of cash
deposited in STATE BANK OF INDIA OR ICICI BANK. We wish you the best of
luck for the subsequent and remaining stage. The last date of security deposited in
bank 23rd Of May 2011 you have to give the information after deposited the
Security amount in bank to the Company HRD -direct recruitment via email.
Your Letter with supporting document will be dispatch same time by courier to your
postal address after receipt of security deposit confirmation in bank. The interview
process and arrangement expenditure will be paid by Tata Consultancy Services(TCS). Lodging,
travelling and local conveyance actual will be paid by Tata Consultancy Services(TCS) as per
bills. The candidate has to deposit the initial refundable security as mentioned by
HRD.
NB: You are advice to reconfirm your mailing address and phone number in
your reply. And 14,200/- (Fourteen thousand Two hundred rupees) will be the refundable
Amount, as 200 rupees will be deducted as bank charges for funds deposit. And if
you are been selected or not, still the amount will be refunded to you, as the amount
is just to prove that you will be coming for the interview in order for us not to run at
lost after sending you the air ticket and you don't show up on the day of interview.
Wishing you the best of lucks.
Regards,
Mr. Ramesh Kumar
Chief Executive Officer, Managing Director,
______________ ______________ ______________ ______________
Sent via the KillerWebMail system at shabakah.net.sa
See the mail content below..........
Tata Consultancy Services(TCS)
A, Sec 63, Distt Gautam Noida
- 201 301, Budh Nagar, Inderpuri,
Email:tataconsultancyservice_2011@hotmail.com
REF: "TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICE" DIRECT RECRUITMENTS OFFER.
Your Resume has been selected from CLICK JOBS for our new plant. The
Company selected 62 candidates list for Senior Engineer, IT, Administration,
Production, marketing ,Retail and general service Departments. It is our pleasure to inform
you that your Resume was selected as one of the 62 candidates shortlisted for the
interview.
Tata Consultancy Services(TCS) is involved for Senior Engineer, IT, Administration,
Production, marketing ,Retail and general service Departments in India; The
Company is recruiting the candidates for our new plants in Delhi, Bangalore, Pune.Hyderabad
Kolkata ,Chennai and Mumbai. Your interview will be held at The Company Corporate office in
New Delhi on 27th Of May at 11.30am, we are pleased to inform you that the
62 candidate’s selected 56 candidates will be giving appointment, meaning your
Application can be in progress to the final stage. You will have to come to the
Company corporate office in New Delhi. Your offer letter with Air Ticket will be
sent to you by courier before date of interview. The Company can offer you a salary
with benefits for this post 65, 000/- to 200, 000/- P.M. + (HRA + D.A + Conveyance
and other Company benefits. The Designation and Job Location will be fixing by
Company HRD. At time of final process. You have to come with photo-copies of all
required documents.
REQUIRED DOCUMENTS BY THE COMPANY HRD
======================================
1) Photo-copies of Qualification Documents.
2) Photo-copies of Experience Certificates (If any)
3) Photo-copies of Address Proof
4) Two Passport
======================================
1. Full Names:
2. Contact Address:
3. Mobile Number:
4. Sex:
5. Age:
======================================
You are to deposit a cash of 14, 200/-(Fourteen thousand two hundred rupees) as an
initial amount in favour of our Company accountant name in charges to collect your payment.
Payment for the Rs. 14,200/- (Fourteen thousand two hundred rupees) through any [STATEBANK OF INDIA]
OR [ICICI BANK] Branch from your Home City to our Company accountant name in charge. Account NO,
which will be sending to you upon your response. This is a refundable interview security deposit.
Your offer letter With Air tickets will be send to your Home Address by courier after receiving
The confirmation of interview security deposit. This Company will pay all the
expenditure to you at the time of face-to-face meeting with you in our corporate office. The Job
profile, salary offer, and date -time of interview will be mention in your offer letter.
Your offer letter will dispatch very shortly after receiving your confirmation of cash
deposited in STATE BANK OF INDIA OR ICICI BANK. We wish you the best of
luck for the subsequent and remaining stage. The last date of security deposited in
bank 23rd Of May 2011 you have to give the information after deposited the
Security amount in bank to the Company HRD -direct recruitment via email.
Your Letter with supporting document will be dispatch same time by courier to your
postal address after receipt of security deposit confirmation in bank. The interview
process and arrangement expenditure will be paid by Tata Consultancy Services(TCS). Lodging,
travelling and local conveyance actual will be paid by Tata Consultancy Services(TCS) as per
bills. The candidate has to deposit the initial refundable security as mentioned by
HRD.
NB: You are advice to reconfirm your mailing address and phone number in
your reply. And 14,200/- (Fourteen thousand Two hundred rupees) will be the refundable
Amount, as 200 rupees will be deducted as bank charges for funds deposit. And if
you are been selected or not, still the amount will be refunded to you, as the amount
is just to prove that you will be coming for the interview in order for us not to run at
lost after sending you the air ticket and you don't show up on the day of interview.
Wishing you the best of lucks.
Regards,
Mr. Ramesh Kumar
Chief Executive Officer, Managing Director,
______________ ______________ ______________ ______________
Sent via the KillerWebMail system at shabakah.net.sa
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Install Love on Human Computer
Customer: I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.
Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: What does the message say?
Customer: It says, "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
Tech Support: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.
Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: What does the message say?
Customer: It says, "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
Tech Support: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!
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