Black or White

A white man was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "Since you are black, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama ..... when you don't know shit"

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Girls …Girls

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
   crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done
   something wrong, it's best to give her some
   time to cool down before touching her heart
   with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the
   guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for
   her to 'get over him' after the relationship's
   over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on
   her mind every minute of the day, even though
   she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares
   deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually
   not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very
   often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes
   her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go
   easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break
   it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject
   her, leave her alone for a while. If you still
   treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
    Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of
    expressing themselves (which explains why
    most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in
    anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the
    first time, the girl may act uninterested during
    the call. But as soon as the phone is back on
    the hook, she will whoop with joy and
    immediately start telephoning her friends to
    spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her
    first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you
    because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from
    you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great
    reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll
    wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl,
    read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would
    first check who is standing next to her crush
    before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her
    memory, but the guy she loves now stays in
    her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what
    she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to
    them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and
    happiness
    to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care
    about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will
    love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

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Why India still remains a developing country...!!! Who is responsible ......

Old Story:
The Ant works hard in
the withering heat all summer
building its house and   laying up supplies for
the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks
the Ant is a fool and laughs;

Dances; plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is
warm and well fed. The
Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.

Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in
the withering heat all summer
building its house and  laying up supplies for the
winter.
The Grasshopper thinks
the Ant's a fool and
laughs ; dances ; plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know why the Ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and
starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Arundhati Roy stages a
demonstration in front of the  Ant's house. Medha Patkar goes on a
fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities. Amnesty
International  criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala
immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect  from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for  Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions  in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA  and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV..

Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.  Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.    CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of  the Downtrodden ' The Grasshopper invited to address the UN  General Assembly.

Moral of the Story

    Many years later...
- The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a  multi- billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley,   -100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India,
    ..
    ..AND 
As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and  feeding the grasshoppers,

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     India  still remains a developing country....!!!