Thursday, April 16, 2009

Why India still remains a developing country...!!! Who is responsible ......

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Old Story:
The Ant works hard in
the withering heat all summer
building its house and   laying up supplies for
the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks
the Ant is a fool and laughs;

Dances; plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is
warm and well fed. The
Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.

Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in
the withering heat all summer
building its house and  laying up supplies for the
winter.
The Grasshopper thinks
the Ant's a fool and
laughs ; dances ; plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know why the Ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and
starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.


The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Arundhati Roy stages a
demonstration in front of the  Ant's house. Medha Patkar goes on a
fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities. Amnesty
International  criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.


The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala
immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.


Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect  from the beginning of the winter.


Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for  Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions  in Government Services.


The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA  and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV..


Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.  Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.    CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of  the Downtrodden ' The Grasshopper invited to address the UN  General Assembly.

Moral of the Story

    Many years later...
- The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a  multi- billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley,   -100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India,
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    ..AND 
As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and  feeding the grasshoppers,

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     India  still remains a developing country....!!!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Mandar...the dashing

Some snaps from mandar and new movie....
Snaps: http://picasaweb.google.com/urvirpalan/Mandar#
Movie: http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=JuwMC8Km-fQ

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Mandaar the new Angel


Mandaar entered into our life on 9th June. As usual he is laid back like my wife and Manan our first one( he also came in evening). He is a new leaf in our story and i am plaaning to give hime his own little corner in the house. You can visit his slide show

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

It's a Boy

At last the wait got over. My wife delivered baby boy on 09 June. She understands my love for 09 and delivered on 09 . My elder son man came on 27( it is 9). I will be going to Indore on Friday so as to see my baby and his mummy.

I am missing them like hell. I am away from them since like 1 montha nd i am feeling like i am away from them like a year. Life is such a tough thing........

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

What I want Boy or Girl.......

I am teasing my wife like hell that you have to give birth to a Girl. Hello...don't run after me with a stone in hand.
I very well know that boy or Girl depends on me not her. I think the feeling of having a girl child is related to not having
sister. I also think that having a different gender sibling helps kid to understand the importance of other gender.

So if get Girl..it's good ..If i got boy it's OK.

I will tell you one nice incident. Normally in India ( I am saying normally) grandmother look for having grandson. All that khandan chalane wala and all that rubbish
But the story wasn't same in my family. Everyone in my family wanted a girl except my wife. My wife went to her mother's place for delivery as per tradition. We got the news that she has given birth to Boy.
Wow...everyone was happy but here came the twist. My grandmother who went to hospital with us told to my mother in law " If it was girl i would have been more happy" and you should see the shock on my MIL's face.

Jokes apart. I believe it is boy or Girl, it's part of me and will be gift of GOD

Saturday, May 31, 2008

House hunt continues..........

My hunt for house continues.....

I am looking for a 2 bedroom house and surpringly it is very costly in Pune....
May be I am late in looking for the house. Aundh is costing nearly 4000/SFT, Vakad is 3150, Baner is 4200 and PASHAN/SUS road is 3750....

I am not sure if i should take home in Viman Nagar, if office shifts to Hinjewadi i will be in mess.

May be I should take home in Nashik and then travle to Pune :)

I think I can only afford Pimple Saudagar or Vakad. Let's see.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Search of a new home

Home Sweet home....

These are nice words but becomes really tough when you are planning to purchase your new home. It is really nice that Builders take all the pain and get you a customized( in their style) home at a very hefty price.... :)

I am looking for a house...My compnay is changing address..May move to Hinjewadi IT hub of Pune. I am looking house near to work area but close to civilization. I have strict orders from my wife. I have to look for medical shop, grocery shop, milk shop, Flour mill( she hates Ashriwad atta), Press wala and riksh stand all near by.
We live at Viman nagar , acosmopolitian place at Pune. I can understand my wife's expactations after living at viman nagar.

I hope when she will be back i will show her some apartments and then Life will be come easy....Home Sweet Home will become true.